And then there's THIS one, too!
And, of course, another fun one courtesy of my dear friend, Hank:
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did, they loved it. Today I'm taking them to the movies."